Please Don’t Feed the Mayor, by sue pethick [sic] (Kensington Publishing Corp.,
2019, 274 pages, $9.95)
Have you read a kid’s book
lately? Maybe one for 8 year-olds? A book that goes so slowly you, an adult, simply
can’t stand the dragged out pace, a book that you absolutely know how it is
going to end but wish it were about 10 times shorter than it is? A book that
starts each chapter with a seeming summary of the previous one? A book that
goes over every point and every thought of the two protagonists ad infinitum?
That’s how we felt about Please Don’t Feed the Mayor.
The Plot
Fossett (pronounced,
Faucet), Oregon, is a dying town since the lumber mill closed. As a publicity
stunt, Melanie, the proprietor of Fossett’s coffee shop – the Ground Central -
decides the town needs a mayor and a canine one to boot – specifically her
border collie, Shep.
She calls upon her ex, an
attorney in Portland, to help make the election legal but why does he arrive in
Fossett to run Shep’s campaign in person and why a campaign anyway since nearly
the entire town loves Shep?
80% of the way through, Shep
finally wins the election (it takes only one sentence while the build-up takes
a couple hundred pages) but a kidnapping ensues and I had to stay up til well
past midnight to finish the final 50 pages.
So, if we were to diagram
the plot, it would be a line with a slope ever so small until it slowly
increases to a fast pace before running out of room on the page.
The Questions
Will Melanie and Bryce
reconcile? Will Shep accept Bryce? What (who) is Bryce deathly afraid of and
why is he hiding from that person? Who will win the election – Shep or a guy
nobody likes (but he is a human)?
Why does Shep the dog put
Bryce the attorney through trial after trial? Why can’t they bond? Is it
because “Bryce had experience raising dogs. They were pack animals, quick to
fall in line behind the alpha. Once Bryce showed him who was boss, the rest
would be smooth sailing.”
Can a dog in Fossett really
get a job as a greeter in a café?
Cute Turns
However, there are some cute
episodes that the reader will not anticipate – a bee sting, a (contrived)
injury on a walk in the woods causing Bryce to carry Shep the dog several miles
back to the car. But there are also some episodes that merely fall flat and are
drawn out (but better left out).
Character Development?
Please Don’t Feed the Mayor is not exactly a romance novel of the bodice-ripper
kind but definitely a chick-flick novel - plus both characters talk and think
alike.
Cute cover, though, which is
probably what drew us to read and review Please
Don’t Feed the Mayor.
However, the human people in the book like blue [sic] cheese salad
dressing.
On the other hand, Melanie
probably uses the correct method of having Shep gather in the goats. Goats?
However, some details about
the military were a bit off. Etc.
Fainting Goats?
Fainting goats are so
preposterous that we had to google them and they do seem to exist! Score one
for the author.
Boomer’s Bucket List
Perhaps you are familiar
with bucket lists or even Boomer’s Bucket
List. Or even have a bucket list yourself. We purchased Boomer a couple of years ago, probably
because of the cute golden retriever-type dog on the cover, but promptly buried Boomer in the books yet to read and review. And now, after our experience with Mayor,
we will most likely donate Boomer when we do locate it in our stacks.
The first three chapters of
Boomer are a book-end bonus in Mayor. We chuckled when we read that Boomer is a
Lab/retriever mix, as if Labrador Retriever was not a breed in and of itself.
Hmmmm, wonder how a Labrador Retriever can be mixed with a retriever?
And to
pick up something in a store in Chicago while your dog is tied up outside?
Really? In this day and age?
Nevertheless
Author Sue Pethick (or sue
pethick [sic]) is a good writer with a streak of creative humor and a plot that
is eventually interesting (after a couple of hundred pages). And there is a niche out
there for her readers who like dogs and slow romances. Unfortunately, one
never really gets to know the dog and one has probably picked up the book,
thinking it is primarily about a dog.
Oh, well, back to the drawing board to read another. . . .
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